Hey, I'm Flexi.
I've spent years learning impossible-looking gymnastics tricks, and somehow talking to chat is still harder.
Yes, I can do the splits.
No, I'm not doing them every five minutes.
Expect bad jokes, good vibes, a little trash talk, and occasional emotional damage.
Stay if you can keep up.
Turns On Making people laugh, beating my own limits, coffee, and proving gravity wrong.
Turns Off Loud chewing, bad Wi-Fi, and people who don't return their shopping carts.